For those of you who don’t know the dead parrot’s skit by Monty Python. This isn’t the official one, but the parrot’s better. Have fun.
Four pillars to education according to Freeman Hrabowski:
1. High expectations and understanding that learning is hard work and High grades are a must (retake the courses you got C in)
2. Building communities of learners: get together with your peers and work together, support each other, teach each other!
3. Passionate professors and teachers that know their areas of interest well and motivate students to love what they do
4. The whole school or faculty has to deeply care about the students and their progress
Rules to life – not attributed to Freeman Hrabowski, but to Charles J. Sykes, best known as the author of Dumbing Down Our Kids: Why American Children Feel Good about Themselves, but Can’t Read, Write, or Add.
Rule 1: Life is not fair – get used to it!
Rule 2: The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3: You will not make $70,000 a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice-president with a car and cell-phone till you earn both.
Rule 4: If you think a teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.
Rule 6: If you mess up, it’s not your parents fault, so don’t whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and loosers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they’ll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the slighest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time…
Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.